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📰 The Experiment 📰

What is this? "We Buy Souls" is a conceptual street-art and psycho-social experiment in the tradition of guerrilla bandit-sign art — yellow flyers stapled to telephone poles, a phone number, an impossible offer. The signs ask a simple question with a straight face: what's it worth to you?

People call. People leave voicemails. People negotiate. The archive of what humans will say to an answering machine about the value of their own soul is the artwork.

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