YOU BREAK ’EM — WE BUY ’EM! █
INSTANT CASH FOR ETERNAL ESSENCES. ANY CONDITION.
a satellite arcade of the conceptual street-art experiment · every road leads to webuysouls.com
💰 SELL SOUL NOW @ WEBUYSOULS.COM FREE VALUATION ⚡ 60 SECONDSrun with ◀ ▶ (or arrow keys / A·D) · jump with ⤒ (or space) · grab 👻 souls · STOMP the ☠ skulls, don't touch their face · reach the GATE at the end of the underworld
every prize is redeemable at exactly one location. you already know where.
live acquisition totals by market segment. methodology: vibes. audited by no one.
One (1) lucky essence-holder wins an all-inclusive stay in the Great Beyond™. Sunsets forever. Checkout time: never. Bring nothing — you can't take it with you anyway.
🎟️ ENTER NOW AT WEBUYSOULS.COMno purchase necessary. no vacation exists. no return flights, ever — that's the eternal part. entering means visiting webuysouls.com, which is the whole point. odds of winning: ∞ to 1.
dial anything. the void picks up on the first ring.
What is this? "We Buy Souls" is a conceptual street-art and psycho-social experiment in the tradition of guerrilla bandit-sign art — yellow flyers stapled to telephone poles, a phone number, an impossible offer. The signs ask a simple question with a straight face: what's it worth to you?
People call. People leave voicemails. People negotiate. The archive of what humans will say to an answering machine about the value of their own soul is the artwork.
This site is the loud late-night-TV satellite lot. The real gallery, the archive, and the full experiment live at webuysouls.com — go there.
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